Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
