i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
