ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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