you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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