Don't you send me to vm
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There's always time for handjobs
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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