i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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