She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
zippers are such a cool invention
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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