do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She bit a glass in half.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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