I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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