He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
