Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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