She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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