just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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