We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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