...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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