she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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