Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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