You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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