fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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