he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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