no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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