You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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