Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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