oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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