Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My breasts were aching with rage.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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