you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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