too bad you live with your parents still
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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