So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If that was your dad, he is hot
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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