yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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