Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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