shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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