There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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