Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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