I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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