everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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