What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
