im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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