bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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