saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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