if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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