One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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