i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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