you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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