Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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