Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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