Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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