Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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