Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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