Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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