WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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