I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize
