She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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