? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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go home
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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