is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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